F0 A#1 Dm2 1You know that we are still young, so don't be dumb
A#3 2Don't trust anyone, 'cause you'll only live once.
F4 A#5 5 Uh, you only live once that's the motto,
Dm6 C7 6 so take a chill pill ease up the throttle.
F8 A#9 7Never go to loud clubs 'cause it's bad for your ears,
Dm10 C11 8your friends will all be sorry when they can't hear.
F12 A#13 9And stay the hell away from drugs 'cause they not legal,
Dm14 C15 10then bury all your money in the backyard like a beagle.
F16 A#17 11'cause you should never trust a bank they've been known to fail,
Dm18 C19 12and never travel by car or bus, water, by rail.
F20 A#21 13And don't travel by plane and don't travel at all,
Dm22 C23 14build a bomb shelter basement with titanium wall.
F24 A#25 15And wear titanium suits in case pianos fall on 'ya,
Dm26 C27 16and never go to saunas 'cause they're crawling with piranhas.
F28 A#29 17And never take the stairs 'cause they're often unsafe,
Dm30 C31 18you only live once, don't let it go to waste.
F32 A#33 Dm34 21You know that we are still young, so hold on from the fun
A#35 22Cook your meat 'till it's done, 'cause you'll only live once.
F36 A#37 25 Yeah, and here’s another piece of advice:
Dm38 C39 26Stay away from kids cause their hair is filled with mad lice.
F40 A#41 27There’s no such thing as too much Purell.
Dm42 C43 28This a cautionary tale, word to George Orwell.
F44 A#45 29So don’t 1980 force any plugs into sockets.
Dm46 C47 30Always wear a chastity belt and triple lock it.
F48 A#49 31Then hire a taster make him check your food for poison.
Dm50 C51 32And if you think your mailman is a spy then destroy him.
F52 A#53 33No blankets or pajamas they can choke you in your sleep.
Dm54 C55 34Two words about furniture: killing machines.
F56 A#57 35Board your windows up the sun is bad for your health.
Dm58 C59 36And always wear a straight jacket so your safe from yourself.
F60 39Uh huh, Take no chances -no chances-
A#61 40Stop freelancing’ -right now-
Dm62 41Invest in your future, don’t dilute your finances -uh huh-
F63 A#64 42401K, make sure it’s low risk
Dm65 45Then get some real estate -how much?- 4.2%
F66 46Thirty year mortgage,
A#67 47that’s important, that’s a great deal
Dm68 48And if you can’t afford it, don’t forge it on your last bill
F69 A#70 49Renting is for suckers right now. a dependable savings,
Dm71 C72 50And you’ll retire with money in your account. Beast!
F73 A#74 53YOLO, say no no.
Dm75 F76 A#77 54Isolate yourself and just roll Solo, be care-folo
Dm78 C79 55You oughta look out also stands for YOLO.
F80 A#81 Dm82 58You know that we are still young. Burn the prints off your thumbs
A#83 59Then pull out all your teeth, so you can’t bite your tongue.
F84 62Only on this earth for a short time, time
A#85 Dm86 63So don’t go outside, cause you don’t want to die, die.
A#87 F88 64Just take our advice and hide and scream YOLO to the sky.
66You oughta look out.
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