0Chorus: F0 A#1 Dm2 1You know that we are still young, so don't be dumb A#3 2Don't trust anyone, 'cause you'll only live once. 3 4Verse: F4 A#5 5 Uh, you only live once that's the motto, Dm6 C7 6 so take a chill pill ease up the throttle. F8 A#9 7Never go to loud clubs 'cause it's bad for your ears, Dm10 C11 8your friends will all be sorry when they can't hear. F12 A#13 9And stay the hell away from drugs 'cause they not legal, Dm14 C15 10then bury all your money in the backyard like a beagle. F16 A#17 11'cause you should never trust a bank they've been known to fail, Dm18 C19 12and never travel by car or bus, water, by rail. F20 A#21 13And don't travel by plane and don't travel at all, Dm22 C23 14build a bomb shelter basement with titanium wall. F24 A#25 15And wear titanium suits in case pianos fall on 'ya, Dm26 C27 16and never go to saunas 'cause they're crawling with piranhas. F28 A#29 17And never take the stairs 'cause they're often unsafe, Dm30 C31 18you only live once, don't let it go to waste. 19 20Chorus: F32 A#33 Dm34 21You know that we are still young, so hold on from the fun A#35 22Cook your meat 'till it's done, 'cause you'll only live once. 23 24Verse: F36 A#37 25 Yeah, and here’s another piece of advice: Dm38 C39 26Stay away from kids cause their hair is filled with mad lice. F40 A#41 27There’s no such thing as too much Purell. Dm42 C43 28This a cautionary tale, word to George Orwell. F44 A#45 29So don’t 1980 force any plugs into sockets. Dm46 C47 30Always wear a chastity belt and triple lock it. F48 A#49 31Then hire a taster make him check your food for poison. Dm50 C51 32And if you think your mailman is a spy then destroy him. F52 A#53 33No blankets or pajamas they can choke you in your sleep. Dm54 C55 34Two words about furniture: killing machines. F56 A#57 35Board your windows up the sun is bad for your health. Dm58 C59 36And always wear a straight jacket so your safe from yourself. 37 38Verse: F60 39Uh huh, Take no chances -no chances- A#61 40Stop freelancing’ -right now- Dm62 41Invest in your future, don’t dilute your finances -uh huh- F63 A#64 42401K, make sure it’s low risk 43 44 Dm65 45Then get some real estate -how much?- 4.2% F66 46Thirty year mortgage, A#67 47that’s important, that’s a great deal Dm68 48And if you can’t afford it, don’t forge it on your last bill F69 A#70 49Renting is for suckers right now. a dependable savings, Dm71 C72 50And you’ll retire with money in your account. Beast! 51 52 F73 A#74 53YOLO, say no no. Dm75 F76 A#77 54Isolate yourself and just roll Solo, be care-folo Dm78 C79 55You oughta look out also stands for YOLO. 56 57Chorus: F80 A#81 Dm82 58You know that we are still young. Burn the prints off your thumbs A#83 59Then pull out all your teeth, so you can’t bite your tongue. 60 61 F84 62Only on this earth for a short time, time A#85 Dm86 63So don’t go outside, cause you don’t want to die, die. A#87 F88 64Just take our advice and hide and scream YOLO to the sky. 65 66You oughta look out.
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