Tenacious D - Tribute Chords

Verse - Am throughout the whole Verse -   
Am    
This is the greatest and best song in the world...   Tribute.    
Long time ago me and my brother Kyle here,    
We was hitchhikin' down a long and lonesome road.    
All of a sudden, there shined a shiny demon...    
In the middle of the road.    
And he said:    
Am - Palm-Muted -    
"Play the best song in the world, or I'll eat your souls."    
     
Am    
Well me and Kyle, we looked at each other,    
And we each said...   "Okay"    
     
Am                                 G    
And we played the first thing that came to our heads,    
F    
Just so happened to be,    
Am                   G                 F    
The Best Song in the World, it was The Best Song in the World.    
     
D                          F    
Look into my eyes and it's easy to see    
        C                     G    
One and one make two, two and one make three,    
       F    
It was destiny.    
D                           F    
Once every hundred-thousand years or so,    
         C                      G    
When the sun doth shine and the moon doth glow    
        F    
And the grass don't grow...    
     
- This Verse is also Am played continually -    
Am    
Needless to say, the beast was stunned.    
Whip-crack went his schwumpy tail    
And the beast was done.    
He asked us: "Be you angels?"    
And we said, "Nay. We are but men!"    
     
ROCK!    
     
D     F     C       G    
Ahhh, ahhh, ahhh-ah-ah,    
F    
Ohhh, whoah, ah-whoah-oh!    
     
Am              G                    F    
This is not The Greatest Song in the World.    
Am                 G        F    
No, this is just a tribute.    
Am                    G                    F    
Couldn't remember The Greatest Song in the World.    
Am            G      F   Am    
No, this is a tribute, oh.    
     
       G        D           F          Am    
To The Greatest Song in the World, All right!    
           G        D           F          Am    
It was The Greatest Song in the World, All right!    
           G    
It was the best muthaxxxxin' song    
D                        F    
The greatest song in the world.    
     
                          Am           G                   D    
Ti Tuga digga tu Gi Friba fligugigu Uh Fligugigu Uh Di Ei Friba Du Gi Fligu     
F                                                 Am    
fligugigugi Flilibili Ah Fligu wene mamamana Sacrebleu!    
G D F Am G D F    
     
          Am              G    
And the peculiar thing is this my friends:    
    D                    F    
The song we sang on that fateful night,    
   Am                    G                  D    
It didn't actually sound anything like this song.    
     
F                 Am        G         D    
This is just a tribute! You gotta' believe me!    
      F             Am            G          D       F    
And I wish you were there! Just a matter of opinion.    
          Am        G    
Ah, xxxx! Good God, God lovin',    
D               F    
So surprised to find you can't stop it.    
Am    
I'm on fire    
       G                D                    F    
O hallelujah I'm found! Rich motherxxxxer compadre, yeah     
     
E F G         E F         E F    
    All right!  All right!    
Am    
     
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