Verse: Set fire to your hair Poke a stick at a grizzly bear Eat medicine that's out of date Use your private parts as piranha bait Chorus:C Em Am C Dumb ways to dieF D G F So many dumb ways to dieC Em Am Em Dumb ways to dieF G C So many dumb ways to die Verse: Get your toast out with a fork Do your own electrical work Teach yourself how to fly Eat a two week old unrefrigerated pie Chorus:C Em Am C Dumb ways to dieF D G F So many dumb ways to dieC Em Am Em Dumb ways to dieF G C So many dumb ways to die Verse: Invite a psycho killer inside Scratch a drug dealer's brand new ride Take your helmet off in outer space Use a clothes dryer as a hiding place Chorus:C Em Am C Dumb ways to dieF D G F So many dumb ways to dieC Em Am Em Dumb ways to dieF G C So many dumb ways to die Verse: Keep a rattle snake as a pet Sell both your kidneys on the internet Eat a tube of superglue 'I wonder what's this red button do' Chorus:C Em Am C Dumb ways to dieF D G F So many dumb ways to dieC Em Am Em Dumb ways to dieF G C So many dumb ways to die Bridge:F G C Fmaj7 F G Dress up like a moose during hunting seasonF G C Fmaj7 F Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reasonG Am Stand on the edge of a train station platformG Am Drive around the boom gates at a level crossingG Am G Run across the tracks between the platformsF G They may not rhyme but they quite possibly Outro:C Em Am Em The dumbest ways to dieC Em Am Em The dumbest ways to dieC Em Am Em The dumbest ways to die...F So many dumbF G C So many dumb ways to die
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