Em0 Am1 1She’s got that kind of look that defies gravity
C2 D3 2She’s the greatest cook and she’s fat-free
Em4 Am5 3She’s been to private school and she speaks perfect French
C6 4She’s got the perfect friends
D7 5Oh isn’t she cool?
Em8 Am9 6She practises Tai-Chi, she’d never lose her nerve
C10 7She’s more than you deserve
D11 8She’s just far better than me, hey hey
G12 D13 Am14 C15 11 So don’t bother I won’t die of deception
G16 D17 Am18 C19 12 Promise you will never see me cry, don’t feel sorry
G20 D21 Am22 C23 13 And don’t bother, I’ll be fine but she’s waiting
G24 D25 Am26 14 The ring you gave to her will lose its shine
Cm27 Am28 15So don’t bother, be unkind.
Interlude: G29 D30 Am31 C32 17
Em33 Am34 19I’m sure she doesn’t know who to touch you like I would
C35 D36 20I beat her at that one good, don’t you think so?
Em37 Am38 21She’s almost six feet tall, she must think I’m a flea
C39 D40 22I’m really a cat, you see and it’s not my last life at all
G41 D42 Am43 C44 25 So don’t bother I won’t die of deception
G45 D46 Am47 C48 26 Promise you will never see me cry, don’t feel sorry
G49 D50 Am51 C52 27 And don’t bother, I’ll be fine but she’s waiting
G53 D54 Am55 28 The ring you gave to her will lose its shine
Cm56 29So don’t bother, be unkind.
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