Verse 1:Em Am She’s got that kind of look that defies gravityC D She’s the greatest cook and she’s fat-freeEm Am She’s been to private school and she speaks perfect FrenchC She’s got the perfect friendsD Oh isn’t she cool?Em Am She practises Tai-Chi, she’d never lose her nerveC She’s more than you deserveD She’s just far better than me, hey hey Chorus:G D Am C So don’t bother I won’t die of deceptionG D Am C Promise you will never see me cry, don’t feel sorryG D Am C And don’t bother, I’ll be fine but she’s waitingG D Am The ring you gave to her will lose its shineCm Am So don’t bother, be unkind. Interlude: G D Am C Verse 2:Em Am I’m sure she doesn’t know who to touch you like I wouldC D I beat her at that one good, don’t you think so?Em Am She’s almost six feet tall, she must think I’m a fleaC D I’m really a cat, you see and it’s not my last life at all Chorus:G D Am C So don’t bother I won’t die of deceptionG D Am C Promise you will never see me cry, don’t feel sorryG D Am C And don’t bother, I’ll be fine but she’s waitingG D Am The ring you gave to her will lose its shineCm So don’t bother, be unkind.
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