Intro: C# – F# -4x- C# F# C# F# They made a statue of usC# F# C# F# And put it on a mountaintopC# F# C# F# Now tourists come and stare at usC# F# Blow bubbles with their gumC# F# Take photographs, have funC# – F# – C# – F# Have fun C# F# D F# They’ll name a city after usC# F# D F# And later say it’s all our faultC# F# Then they’ll give us a talking-toD F# Then they’ll give us a talking-toC# F# D F# ‘Cause they’ve got years of experience C# F# A#m G# We’re li- - - -ving in a den of thievesC# F# A#m G# Rummaging for answers in the pagesC# F# A#m G# We’re li- - - -ving in a den of thievesC# F# And it’s contagiousA#m G# And it’s contagiousC# F# And it’s contagiousA#m G# C# And it’s contagious Intro -x2-: C# F# C# F# C# F# C# F# We wear our scarves just like a nooseC# F# C# F# But not ‘cause we want eternal sleepC# F# C# F# And though our parts are slightly usedC# F# C# F# New ones are slave labor you can keep C# F# A#m G# We’re li- - - -ving in a den of thievesC# F# A#m G# Rummaging for answers in the pagesC# F# A#m G# We’re li- - - -ving in a den of thievesC# F# And it’s contagiousA#m G# And it’s contagiousC# F# And it’s contagiousA#m G# And it’s contagious Interlude:A#m F# C# G#7 -x4- C# F# C# F# -x2- C# F# C# They made a statue of usF# C# They made a statue of usF# C# The tourists come and stare at usF# C# The sculptor’s mama sends regardsF# C# They made a statue of usF# C# They made a statue of usF# C# F# Our noses have begun to rust C# F# A#m G# We’re li- - - -ving in a den of thievesC# F# A#m G# Rummaging for answers in the pagesC# F# A#m G# We’re li- - - -ving in a den of thievesC# F# And it’s contagiousA#m G# And it’s contagiousC# F# And it’s contagiousA#m G# And it’s contagious C# F# And it’s contagious, ohA#m G# And it’s contagious, ohC# F# And it’s contagious, ohA#m G# And it’s contagious, oh Outro:A#m F# C# G#7 -x4- C# F# C# F# C# F# -x2- C#
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