Am Oh, well imagine, as I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor, and IDm F can't help but to hear, no I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words: Am "What a beautiful wedding! What a beautiful wedding!" says a bridesmaid to a waiter.Dm F - shh - "but what a shame, what a shame, the poor groom's bride is a whore." Am G Dm - F - I chime in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"Am G Dm F No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality. Am G Dm - F - I chime in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"Am G Dm No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of... Am Oh, Well in fact, well I'll look at it this way, I mean technically our marriage is savedDm F Well this calls for, a toast so, pour the champagne Am Oh! Well in fact, well I'll look at it this way, I mean technically our marriage is savedDm F Well this calls for a toast, so pour the champagne, pour the champagne Am G Dm - F - I chime in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"Am G Dm F No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality. Am F F Again... Am G Dm - F - I chime in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"Am G Dm F No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality. Am G Dm - F - I chime in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"Am G Dm F No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality. Outro:Am G Dm Am No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of
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