Jon Cozart - Youtube Culture Chords

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1I'm a famous clown in a flower crown,
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2My friends are dictated by similar subscriber counts,
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3My channel takes you through my bedroom routine,
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4It's just between you and me, and 100,000 other tweens
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7Don't care for money, don't care about the fame,
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8I'm just collabing with my friends, though I only know their screen names,
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9After five minutes a week you think you know me offline,
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10I exploit fandoms for a bottom line
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13I      conjure fame with challenge vids and,
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14I      play drinking games to target kids and,
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16And I hope Lucifer will sell me a selfie stick in hell- -Weeeee!-
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19Welcome, welcome to the YouTube Culture, the YouTube cult
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22Hey guys I'm on tour, so tug on mommy's hair,
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23If she pays 200 bucks you can meet and greet a millionaire,
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24H-h-hoping down to town on my first class flight,
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25Which you kinda payed for when you bought my book I didn't write
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28Youtubers had morals back in twenty-eleven,
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29More virgins were at VidCon then in al-Qaeda heaven,
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30Now we're snorting lines of cinnamon, copycat cashing in,
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31Quality to quantity, it's Kubrick to Kardashian
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34I    idolize your idle eyes and,
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35I'm   monetizing kissing guys and,
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37I won't come out the closet till I've got something to sell about it - -Wooo!-
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40Welcome, welcome to my YouTube lifestyle, YouTube Lie,
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41Welcome, welcome to the YouTube Culture, the YouTube cult
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44There's a mystery to being at the top,
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45People think I'm devine, oooooooo
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46But the truth is,
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47We're not heroes,
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48we just play some online
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51I'm like Hercules or Thor with a slightly slimmer bod
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52'Cause yeah, I'm just a normal guy but also I'M a god
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53So I didn't write my book - Jesus didn't write the Bible
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54I spread my message through the world with 12 -year old- disciples
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57I got more slave followers than Moses at the Red Sea
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58They purchase my biography despite the fact I'm 23
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59So, love me and I'll love you more,
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60'Cause I love the way you love me, my church is a merch store
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63And I'm  privileged, white, and rich, and male, and
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64Yoooooooou are not - so worship at my YouTube sale
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69Welcome, welcome to the YouTube Sensation, the YouTube Sin,
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70Welcome, welcome to my YouTube Lifestyle, YouTube Lie,
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73Welcome, welcome, I said-a welcome to the YouTube Cult! Cheers!