Del Amitri - Nothing Ever Happens Chords

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0Post office clerks put up signs saying 'Position Closed'
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1And secretaries turn off typewriters and put on their coats
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2Janitors padlock the gates for security guards to patrol
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3And bachelors phone up their friends for a drink
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4While the married ones turn on a chat show
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5And they'll all be lonely tonight and lonely tomorrow
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8'Gentlemen, time please, you know we can't serve any more'
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9Now the traffic lights change to stop when there's nothing to go
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10And by five' o' clock everything's dead
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11And every third car is a cab,
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12And ignorant people sleep in there beds
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13Like the doped white mice in the college lab
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15Chorus:
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16Nothing ever happens, nothing happens at all:
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17The needle returns to the start of the song
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18And we all sing along like before
           F28             A#29                 F30
19And we'll all be lonely tonight and lonely tomorrow
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22Telephone exchanges click while there's nobody there
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23The Martians could land in the car park and no one could care
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24The close-circuit cameras in department stores
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26Shoot the same movie everyday
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27And the stars of these films neither die nor get killed
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28Just to survive constant action replay
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30Interlude:
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32Bill hoardings advertise products that nobody needs
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33While 'Angry from Manchester' writes to complain about all the repeats on TV
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34And computer terminals report
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35Some gains on the values of copper and tin,
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36While American businessmen snap up Van Goghs
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37For the price of a hospital wing