Intro: D# G# Cm G# D# Born host to a tongue, so sing a song about itG# Held a breath for too long, till we're half sick about itCm Tell us what we did wrong, then you can blame us for itG# Turn the clamp on our thumbs, so we're down about itD# G# And tell us all about itCm G# And tell us all about it Interlude: G# A# E B How about some credit nowE Where credit is dueB F# For the damage that was doneE B We have wrought upon ourselves and othersC# F# With this blow, and vicious gunE F# And although pratfalls can be fun, A#7 Encores can be fatal A#7 And then I hear you say,D# Thank God it's fatal. Thank God it's fatal.G# Not shyCm Not shy and fatal, not shy and fatal.G# Thank God.D# Thank God it's fatal. Thank God it's fatal.G# Not shyCm Not shy and fatal, not shy and fatal.G# Interlude: G# A# E B Wait just a second nowE It's not all that badB F# Are we not having fun?E B You make your mountains of handkerchiefsC# F# Where the mascara always runsE F# So be careful when you're done A#7 You're bound to get post natal A#7 Wait, did I just hear you say...D# Thank God it's fatalG# No, we don't want to hear the sound of a drawCm G# No, we don't want to hear the sound of a drawD# G# And we don't want to hear the signs that your boredCm G# You know the kind of sign you hang on a door Saying, 'We'll be back. We're a crack.' Interlude:D# G# Cm G# G# A# D# Born host to a tongue, so sing a song about itG# Held a breath for too long, till we're half sick about itCm Tell us what we did wrong, then you can blame us for itG# Turn the clamp on our thumbs, so we're down about it
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