Chorus: F A# Dm You know that we are still young, so don't be dumb A# Don't trust anyone, 'cause you'll only live once. Verse: F A# Uh, you only live once that's the motto, Dm C so take a chill pill ease up the throttle. F A# Never go to loud clubs 'cause it's bad for your ears, Dm C your friends will all be sorry when they can't hear. F A# And stay the hell away from drugs 'cause they not legal, Dm C then bury all your money in the backyard like a beagle. F A# 'cause you should never trust a bank they've been known to fail, Dm C and never travel by car or bus, water, by rail. F A# And don't travel by plane and don't travel at all, Dm C build a bomb shelter basement with titanium wall. F A# And wear titanium suits in case pianos fall on 'ya, Dm C and never go to saunas 'cause they're crawling with piranhas. F A# And never take the stairs 'cause they're often unsafe, Dm C you only live once, don't let it go to waste. Chorus: F A# Dm You know that we are still young, so hold on from the fun A# Cook your meat 'till it's done, 'cause you'll only live once. Verse: F A# Yeah, and here’s another piece of advice: Dm C Stay away from kids cause their hair is filled with mad lice. F A# There’s no such thing as too much Purell. Dm C This a cautionary tale, word to George Orwell. F A# So don’t 1980 force any plugs into sockets. Dm C Always wear a chastity belt and triple lock it. F A# Then hire a taster make him check your food for poison. Dm C And if you think your mailman is a spy then destroy him. F A# No blankets or pajamas they can choke you in your sleep. Dm C Two words about furniture: killing machines. F A# Board your windows up the sun is bad for your health. Dm C And always wear a straight jacket so your safe from yourself. Verse: F Uh huh, Take no chances -no chances- A# Stop freelancing’ -right now- Dm Invest in your future, don’t dilute your finances -uh huh- F A# 401K, make sure it’s low risk Dm Then get some real estate -how much?- 4.2% F Thirty year mortgage, A# that’s important, that’s a great deal Dm And if you can’t afford it, don’t forge it on your last bill F A# Renting is for suckers right now. a dependable savings, Dm C And you’ll retire with money in your account. Beast! F A# YOLO, say no no. Dm F A# Isolate yourself and just roll Solo, be care-folo Dm C You oughta look out also stands for YOLO. Chorus: F A# Dm You know that we are still young. Burn the prints off your thumbs A# Then pull out all your teeth, so you can’t bite your tongue. F Only on this earth for a short time, time A# Dm So don’t go outside, cause you don’t want to die, die. A# F Just take our advice and hide and scream YOLO to the sky. You oughta look out.
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