The Wombats - Kill The Director Chords

E   
I've met someone that makes me feel seasick    
B    
Oh what a skill to have    
F#    
Oh what a skill to have    
E    
So many skills that make her distinctive    
B    
But they're not mine to have    
F#    
No they're not mine    
     
     
E    
Whenever she looks i read the nearest paper    
B    
No i don't care about the soaps    
F#                        E    
No i don't care about the soaps    
B                                    F#                         
Though i'm acting like i'm in an Eastenders episode    
     
E   D#m    
     
B    
If this is a rom-com     
F#                 E    D#m    
Kill the director    
B    
If this is a rom-com    
F#                       E    
Kill the director please    
     
     
E                                            D#m    
Carrots help us see much better in the dark    
B                            F#    
Don't talk to girls; they'll break your heart    
E                                       D#m    
And this is my head and this is my spout    
B                        F#    
They work together; they can't figure anything out    
     
     
E    
So with the angst of a teenage band    
B                                F#                       E    
Here's another song about a gender i'll never understand    
B                                F#     
Here's another song about a gender i'll never understand    
     
E   D#m    
     
B    
If this is a rom-com    
F#                 E    D#m    
Kill the director    
B    
If this is a rom-com    
F#                E    D#m    
Kill the director    
B    
If this is a rom-com    
F#                        B    
Kill the director please    
     
     
E           D#m          
This is no Bridget Jones    
G#m       A       
This is no Bridget Bridget    
E           D#m          
This is no Bridget Jones    
G#m       A    
This is no Bridget Bridget    
E           D#m          
This is no Bridget Jones    
G#m       A    
This is no Bridget Bridget    
E           D#m          
This is no Bridget Jones    
G#m       A    
This is no Bridget Bridget    
E           D#m          
This is no Bridget Jones    
G#m       A    
This is no Bridget Bridget    
E           D#m          
This is no Bridget Jones    
G#m       A    
This is no Bridget    
E           D#m          
Bridget Jones    
A        E