Intro: E F# F# E E Verse: B D#m E F# The silicon chip inside her head gets switched to overload, B D#m And nobody's gonna go to school today, she’s gonna E F# Make them stay at home, E F# And daddy doesn't understand it, B B E He always said she was good as gold. E E And he can see no reasons, cos there are no reasons, E F# F#7 What reasons do you need to be shown? Chorus: B B Tell me why I don't like Mondays, E F# Tell me why I don't like Mondays, B B Tell me why I don't like Mondays, E F# I wanna shoot, Oo-oo-oo-oo-ooh, B D#m E F# F# E E The whole day down. Verse: B D#m The Telex machine is kept so clean, E F# And it types to a waiting world, B D#m And Mother feels so shocked; Father's world is rocked, E F# And their thoughts turn to their own little girl. E F# Sweet sixteen ain't that peachy keen, B E No, it ain't so neat to admit defeat, E E They can see no reasons cos there are no reasons E F# F#7 What reasons do you need? Chorus: B B Tell me why I don't like Mondays, E F# Tell me why I don't like Mondays, B B Tell me why I don't like Mondays, E F# I wanna shoot, Oo-oo-oo-oo-ooh, D#sus4 D#m D#sus4 D#m B Bsus4 B The whole day down, down, down, shoot it all down... Interlude: D#sus4 D#m D#sus4 D#m E F# B Verse: -B- And all the B D#m Playing’s stopped in the playground, now. E F# F# F# She wants to play with her toys a while. B D#m And school's out early and soon we'll be learning E F# F# F# And the lesson today is how to die. E F#sus4 And then the bullhorn crackles, and the captain tackles, B E B E With the problems and the how's and why's E E And he can see no reasons, cos there are no reasons E F# F#7 What reason do you need to die, die? Ooohh Chorus: B B Tell me why I don't like Mondays, E F# Tell me why I don't like Mondays, B B E F# Tell me why I don’t like, I don’t like, -tell me why- I don’t like Mondays B D#m E F# Tell me why, I don’t like, I don’t like -tell me why- I don’t like Mondays, B D#m Tell me why I don’t like Mondays, E F# I want to shoot, Oo-oo-oo-oo-ooh... B The. Whole. Day. Down... D#m E F# B -Oo-oo-ooh, oo-oo-ooh, ooooooh.-
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