[intro] Dm Dsus2 Gm Gm A A7 [verse 1] Dm Drag him out your window, dragging out the dead Dsus2 Gm Singing I miss you, snakes and ladders flip the lid Gm Gm Out pops the cracker, smacks you in the head, knives you in the neck A A7 Kicks you in the teeth steel toe caps takes all your credit cards Get up get the gunge Dm Get the eggs get the flan in the face Dsus2 The flan in the face, the flan in the face Gm Gm Dance you fucker, dance you fucker Don't you dare, don't you dare Gm Don't you flan in the face A A7 Take it with the love its given, take it with a pinch of salt Take it to the tax man Dm Let me back, let me back Dsus2 I promise to be good, don't look in the mirror Gm Gm At the face you don't recognize Gm Help me, call the doctor, put me inside A Put me inside, put me inside A7 Put me inside, put me inside [chorus 1] D Dsus2 I keep the wolf from the door, but he calls me up G Calls me on the phone, tells me all the ways That he's gonna mess me up F#m Steal all my children if I don't pay the ransom Dmaj7 G And I'll never see them again if I squeal to the cops [interlude] Dm C Oh, oh, oh, oh whoa Bb F oh no no, no no no, no no no no, no no no no A No no no no, no, no no Dm C Oh, oh, oh, oh whoa Bb F oh no no, no no no, no no no no, no no no no A No no no no, no, no no Dm C Oh, oh, oh, oh whoa Bb F oh no no, no no no, no no no no, no no no no A No no no no, no, no no [verse 2] Dm Dsus2 Walking like giant cranes, and with my X-ray eyes I strip you naked Gm Gm In a tight little world, and are you on the list? Gm Stepford Wives who are we to complain? A Investments and dealers, investments and dealers A7 Cold wives and mistresses, cold wives and Dm Sunday papers city Dsus2 Boys in First Class don't know we're born little Gm Gm Someone else is gonna come and clean it up Gm Born and raised for the job A Someone always does always pick it up A7 Get over get up get over, turn the tape off [chorus 2] D Dsus2 I keep the wolf from the door, but he calls me up G Calls me on the phone, tells me all the ways That he's gonna mess me up F#m Steal all my children if I don't pay the ransom F#m G And I'll never see them again if I squeal to the cops, so I'm just gonna D G7sus4 Oooooh, oooh oooh F#m Oooooh, oooh oooh F#m D Ooooooooh, oooooh
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