G And if your heart stops beatingD I'll be here wonderingEm C Did you get what you deserve?G The ending of your life and if you get to heavenD I'll be here waiting, babeEm C Did you get what you deserve?Am The end, and if your life wont waitC D Then your heart can't take this G D Have you heard the news that you're dead?C No one ever had much nice to sayD D7 I think they never liked you anywayG D Oh take me from the hospital bedC Wouldn't it be grand? It ain't exactly what you planned.D And wouldn't it be greatDsus2 G If we were dead?G Ohh dead. G Tongue-tied and oh so squeamishD You never fell in loveEm C Did you get what you deserve? G The ending of your lifeG And if you get to heavenD I'll be here waiting, babeEm C Did you get what you deserve?Am The end, and if your life won't waitC D Then your heart can't take this G D Have you heard the news that you're dead?C No one ever had much nice to sayD D7 I think they never liked you anywayG D Oh take me from the hospital bedC Wouldn't it be grand to take a pistol by the hand?D And wouldn't it be greatDsus2 If we were dead? Bridge:Am C And in my honest observationAm During this operationC G D Found a complication in your heartAm C G D So long, 'cause now you've got -now you've got-Em Maybe just 2 weeks to liveEm D Is that the most the both of you can give? Interlude: G D Em C One, two, one two three four! G la la la la la!D la la la la la la!C D la la la la la la la! Well come on,G la la la la la!D la la la la la la!C D la la la la la la la! Oh motherxxxxer,G If life ain't just a joke -la la la la la!-D Then why are we laughing? -la la la la la la!-C If life ain't just a joke -la la la la la!-D Then why are we laughing?G If life ain't just a joke -la la la la la!-D C Then why are we laughing? -la la la la la la!-D If life ain't just a joke -la la la la la!-G Then why am I dead?G DEAD!
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