F                            A#                      F             A#
  You could probably say I'm difficult, I probably talk too much
F                    A#                              F             A#
  I over-analyze and over-think things, yes it's a nasty crutch
F                          A#                          F           A#
  I'm usually only waiting for you to stop talking so that I can
F                              A#                     F            A#
  Concerning two way streets I have to say that I am not a fan


Dm                           G                 C          F
  But I am the greatest motherxxxxer that you're ever gonna meet
           A#             F             A                Dm
  From the top of my head down to the tips of the toes on my feet
F                          C                  A
  So go ahead and love me, while it's still a crime
            Dm                   G       A#      F
  And don't forget you could be laughing 65% more of the time
Dm             G       A#        F
  You could be laughing 65% more of the time


F                              A#                        F                  A#
  Half of the time I think I'm in some movie I play the underdog of course
F                              A#                              F                       A#
  I wonder who they'll get to play me maybe they could dig up Richard Burtons corpse
F                          A#                          F                    A#
  I am not who you think I am I am quite angry which I barely can conceal
F                             A#                                F                     A#
  You think I hate myself it's you I hate because you have the nerve to make me feel


Dm                           G                 C          F
  But I am the greatest motherxxxxer that you're ever gonna meet
           A#             F             A                Dm
  From the top of my head down to the tips of the toes on my feet
F                          C                  A
  So go ahead and love me, while it's still a crime
            Dm                   G       A#      F
  And don't forget you could be laughing 65% more of the time
Dm             G       A#        F
  You could be laughing 65% more of the time


G#                          D#
  I should have practiced my scales
G#                   D#
  I should not be attracted to males
F#                                 C#
  But you said I should learn to love myself
F#                      F#m         F
  Make up your mind Dr Frankenstein.


Interlude -x2-: Fm  A#


Dm                           G                 C          F
  But I am the greatest motherxxxxer that you're ever gonna meet
           A#             F             A                Dm
  From the top of my head down to the tips of the toes on my feet
F                          C                  A
  So go ahead and love me, while it's still a crime
            Dm                   G       A#      F
  And don't forget you could be laughing 65% more of the time
Dm             G       A#        F
  You could be laughing 65% more of the time


Dm                           G                 C          F
  But I am the greatest motherxxxxer that you're ever gonna meet
           A#             F             A                Dm
  From the top of my head down to the tips of the toes on my feet
F                          C                  A
  So go ahead and love me, while it's still a crime
            Dm                   G       A#      F
  And don't forget you could be laughing 65% more of the time
Dm             G       A#        F
  You could be laughing 63% more of the time
Dm             G       A#        F
  You could be laughing 25% more of the time