G# C# D# If you wanna be happy for the rest of your lifeCm Fm Never make a pretty woman your wifeC# D# So from my personal point of viewD#7 D# G# Get an ugly girl to marry you G# C# D# If you wanna be happy for the rest of your lifeCm Fm Never make a pretty woman your wifeC# D# So from my personal point of viewD#7 D# G# Get an ugly girl to marry you G# a pretty woman makes her husband look smallD# G# And very often causes his downfall As soon as he marries her, then she startsD# G# Doing the things that will break his heart G# But if you make an ugly woman your wifeD# G# You'll be happy for the rest of your life An ugly woman cooks your meals on timeD# G# An she'll always give you peace of mind G# C# D# If you wanna be happy for the rest of your lifeCm Fm Never make a pretty woman your wifeC# D# So from my personal point of viewD#7 D# G# Get an ugly girl to marry you G# Don't let your friends say you have no tasteD# G# Go ahead and marry anyway Though her face is ugly and her eyes don't match D# G# Take it from me, she's a better catch G# C# D# If you wanna be happy for the rest of your lifeCm Fm Never make a pretty woman your wifeC# D# So from my personal point of viewD#7 D# G# Get an ugly girl to marry you Say man. Hey baby. I saw your wife the other day. Yeah? Yeah, she's ugly. Yeah, she's ugly but she sure can cook. Yeah?. Okay. G# C# D# If you wanna be happy for the rest of your lifeCm Fm Never make a pretty woman your wifeC# D# So from my personal point of viewD#7 D# G# Get an ugly girl to marry you -x3-
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