Garfunkel and Oates - Self Esteem Chords

Intro: E0 A1 F#2 B3 - stop -
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E4            A5                    F#6
1You text at three in the morning
            B7            E8
2And you misspell my name
               A9                          F#10
3You slept with half my friends on Facebook
            B11                  E12
4And most of them think you are lame
             A13                      F#14
5You say that with me it's different
             B15             E16
6And your not that big of a dick
              A17                            F#18
7When you disappear it's cause you're busy
                B19                 C#m20
8Not 'cause your with some other chick
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            G#m21          C#m22
11I know that this may be uncool
              G#m23           B24
12But I want to tell you the truth
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14Chorus:
E25                    A26
15My self-esteem's not low enough to date you
F#27              B28
16It's close but not quite there
E29                  A30                    F#31
17Need time to get a little more rejected
                     B32               E33      A34    F#35
18Then you and I could make an awesome pair
  B36                      E37  A38  F#39     B40 - stop -
A41 totally awesome pair
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E42           A43                 F#44
21I seem like your perfect target
               B45              E46
22Like I've been lonely for too long
                        A47              F#48
23You think I haven't had xxx in forever
          B49                    E50
24And I'll admit that you're not wrong
             A51                   F#52
25But I would rather have nothing
                B53           E54
26Than this crap, let me reaffirm
                      A55                      F#56
27I wouldn't touch your dick if I was poisoned
            B57                C#m58
28And the antidote was in your sperm
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30
             G#m59           C#m60
31I know that this may be uncool
              G#m61           B62
32But I want to tell you the truth
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E63                    A64
35My self-esteem's not low enough to date you
F#65              B66
36It's pretty close but not quite there
E67                  A68                    F#69
37Need time to get a little more desperate
                     B70               E71      A72    F#73
38Then you and I could make an awesome pair
  B74                      E75  A76  F#77     B78 - stop -
A79 totally awesome pair
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40Bridge:
C#m80            G#m81
41We could last forever
         A82               E83
42You just have to give me time
   C#m84                 E85
43To learn to deal with bullxxxx
     A86      B87
44And blatant lies
        E88          B89
45But for now... for now
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E90                    A91
48My self-esteem's not low enough to date you
F#92              B93
49It's so close but not quite there
E94                  A95                    F#96
50Need time to get a little more wasted
                     B97               E98      A99    F#100
51Then you and I could make an awesome pair
  B101                      E102  A103  F#104     B105 - stop -
A106 totally awesome pair